Dolly Parton Quotes on Plastic Surgery and her unique look:
Plastic surgeons are always making mountains out of molehills
I`m not like a real person. I love being artificial. I think there`s a little magic in the fact that I`m so totally real, but look so artificial at the same time.
If I see something saggin`, baggin` or dragin`, I`m gonna have it nipped, tucked or sucked.
I modeled my looks on the town tramp.
I like to buy clothes that are two sizes too small and then take them in a little.
I describe my look as a blend of mother goose, cinderella, and the local hooker!
People always ask me how long it takes to do my hair. I don’t know, I’m never there.
I'm not offended by dumb blonde jokes because I know that I'm not dumb. I also know I'm not blonde
(on the topic of her bust size) People always ask me if they`re mine. Yes, they are...all bought and paid for.
I was the first woman to burn my bra - it took the fire department four days to put it out
It costs a lot of money to look this cheap
I do have big tits. Always had 'em-pushed 'em up, whacked 'em around. Why not make fun of 'em? I've made a fortune with 'em
I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door to an amusement park
If I build another park, it will probably be in Silicon Valley.
I’m like a cartoon! I’ll look this way when I’m eighty. I can see it now, people will be rolling me around in a wheelchair and I’ll still have my big hair, nails, my high heels and my boobs stuck out!
I have got little feet because nothing grows in the shade
It's a good thing I was born a girl, otherwise I'd be a drag queen
I`m not sixty, I`m `sexty`
At a certain point, you start to think about your legacy, ... If you're lucky enough that someone's listening in 100 years, you want 'em to have all the pieces.
I hope to die right in the middle of a song and right on the stage doing what I love to do. I hope to be about 120 when that happens.
Time marches on and sooner or later you realize it is marching across your face
When the new country came out ten to 15 years ago, people my age were almost too old. But it never stopped me. I never stopped writing. I never stopped recording.
I'm old enough and cranky enough now that if someone tried to tell me what to do, I'd tell them where to put it
I figure if I keep my health, I have no intention of retiring. I love to work. I want to be like Bob Hope. I want to keep on going out and doing what I love to do. Of course, I`m no Bob Hope, but I mean that feeling that you never are old and have things to offer and can be useful to somebody. I always want to be useful, I have no intentions of retiring unless I should get sick or something should happen to my husband. Other than that I`m going to work until I fall over.
After you reach a certain age, they think you’re over. Well, I will never be over. I’ll be making records if I have to sell them out of the trunk of my car. I’ve done that in my past, and I’d do it again.
I tried every diet in the book. I tried some that weren't in the book. I tried eating the book. It tasted better than most of the diets
My weaknesses have always been food and men - in that order
There are plenty of charities for the homeless. Isn't it time somebody helped the homely?
How do you like my rhinestone fishing pole? ~on fishing
As the saying goes, “That’s the great thing about a sense of humor and a sex drive, you can't wait to share it with everybody else
I`m on a seafood diet -- I see food, I eat it. ~ funny food sayings
I never let a rhinestone go unturned
Yeah I flirt, I'm not blind and I'm not dead!
After Momma gave birth to twelve of us kids, we put her up on a pedestal. It was mostly to keep Daddy away from her.
I learned early on that I could get a lot of attention by singing and writing little songs, so it was like throwing nuts to a monkey...I just couldn't get enough.
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