Christmas Sayings and Funny Christmas Sayings
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The message of Christmas is that the visible material world is bound to the invisible spiritual world.
Were I a philosopher, I should write a philosophy of toys, showing that nothing else in life need to be taken seriously, and that Christmas Day in the company of children is one of the few occasions on which men become entirely alive.
Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold, everything is softer and more beautiful.
I heard the bells on Christmas Day
'Tis blessed to bestow, and yet,
Christmas is forever, not for just one day,
Christmas is a necessity. There has to be at least one day of the year to remind us that we're here for something else besides ourselves.
I will honor Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all the year
Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree. In the eyes of children, they are all 30 feet tall.
Even as an adult I find it difficult to sleep on Christmas Eve. Yuletide excitement is a potent caffeine, no matter your age.
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Blessed is the season which engages the whole world in a conspiracy of love!
Love is what's in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening presents and listen.
Our hearts grow tender with childhood memories and love of kindred, and we are better throughout the year for having, in spirit, become a child again at Christmas-time.
May Peace be your gift at Christmas and your blessing all year through!
Christmas is a time when you get homesick - even when you're home.
He who has not Christmas in his heart will never find it under a tree.
Mankind is a great, an immense family. This is proved by what we feel in our hearts at Christmas.
Christmas, my child, is love in action. Every time we love, every time we give, it's Christmas.
I love the Christmas-tide, and yet,
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home!
One of the most glorious messes in the world is the mess created in the living room on Christmas day. Don't clean it up too quickly.
I wish we could put up some of the Christmas spirit in jars and open a jar of it every month.
I sometimes think we expect too much of Christmas Day. We try to crowd into it the long arrears of kindliness and humanity of the whole year. As for me, I like to take my Christmas a little at a time, all through the year. And thus I drift along into the holidays - let them overtake me unexpectedly - waking up some find morning and suddenly saying to myself: "Why, this is Christmas Day!"
To perceive Christmas through its wrapping becomes more difficult with every year.
A Christmas candle is a lovely thing;
From a commercial point of view, if Christmas did not exist it would be necessary to invent it.
Somehow, not only for Christmas,
Christmas gift suggestions: To your enemy, forgiveness. To an opponent, tolerance. To a friend, your heart. To a customer, service. To all, charity. To every child, a good example. To yourself, respect.
Christmas in Bethlehem. The ancient dream: a cold, clear night made brilliant by a glorious star, the smell of incense, shepherds and wise men falling to their knees in adoration of the sweet baby, the incarnation of perfect love.
Oh! lovely voices of the sky
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childish days; that can recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth; that can transport the sailor and the traveler, thousands of miles away, back to his own fire-side and his quiet home!
Love came down at Christ
Christmas ... is not an eternal event at all, but a piece of one's home that one carries in one's heart.
There has been only one Christmas - the rest are anniversaries.
At Christmas play and make good cheer,
For Christmas comes but once a year
Christmas is for children. But it is for grown-ups too. Even if it is a headache, a chore, and nightmare, it is a period of necessary defrosting of chill and hide-bound hearts.
Sing hey! Sing hey!
Christmas is not a time nor a season, but a state of mind. To cherish peace and goodwill, to be plenteous in mercy, is to have the real spirit of Christmas.
Christmas is the season for kindling the fire of hospitality in the hall, the genial flame of charity in the heart.
I have always thought of Christmas time, when it has come round, as a good time; a kind, forgiving, charitable time; the only time I know of, in the long calendar of the year, when men and women seem by one consent to open their shut-up hearts freely, and to think of people below them as if they really were fellow passengers to the grave, and not another race of creatures bound on other journeys.
Christmas is the gentlest, loveliest festival of the revolving year - and yet, for all that, when it speaks, its voice has strong authority.
The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a happy family all wrapped up in each other.
At Christmas, all roads lead home.
Christmas reminds us we are not alone. We are not unrelated atoms, bouncing and ricocheting amid aliens, but are a part of something, which holds and sustains us. As we struggle with shopping lists and invitations, compounded by December's bad weather, it is good to be reminded that there are people in our lives who are worth this aggravation, and people to whom we are worth the same. Christmas shows us the ties that bind us together, threads of love and caring, woven in the simplest and strongest way within the family.
A good conscience is a continual Christmas.
A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together.
What is Christmas? It is tenderness for the past, courage for the present, hope for the future. It is a fervent wish that every cup may overflow with blessings rich and eternal, and that every path may lead to peace.
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Be merry all, be merry all,
The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants.
If "ifs" and "buts" were candy and nuts, wouldn't it be a Merry Christmas?
And So This Is Christmas;
At Christmas play, and make good cheer,
Instead of being a time of unusual behavior, Christmas is perhaps the only time in the year when people can obey their natural impulses and express their true sentiments without feeling self-conscious and, perhaps, foolish. Christmas, in short, is about the only chance a man has to be himself.
May the spirit of Christmas bring you peace,
If there is no joyous way to give a festive gift, give love away.
Let us remember that the Christmas heart is a giving heart, a wide open heart that thinks of others first. The birth of the baby Jesus stands as the most significant event in all history, because it has meant the pouring into a sick world of the healing medicine of love which has transformed all manner of hearts for almost two thousand years... Underneath all the bulging bundles is this beating Christmas heart.
From Home to home, and heart to heart, from one place to another.
The warmth and joy of Christmas, brings us closer to each other.
Christmas! The very word brings joy to our hearts. No matter how we may dread the rush, the long Christmas lists for gifts and cards to be bought and given - when Christmas Day comes there is still the same warm feeling we had as children, the same warmth that enfolds our hearts and our homes.
May you have the gladness of Christmas which is hope;
It is Christmas in the heart that puts Christmas in the air.
For centuries men have kept an appointment with Christmas. Christmas means fellowship, feasting, giving and receiving, a time of good cheer, home.
Only in souls the Christ is brought to birth,
For the spirit of Christmas fulfils the greatest hunger of mankind.
This is the message of Christmas: We are never alone.
Christmas is the season for kindling the fire of hospitality in the hall, the genial flame of charity in the heart.
Gifts of time and love are surely the basic ingredients of a truly merry Christmas.
Isn't it funny that at Christmas something in you gets so lonely for - I don't know what exactly, but it's something that you don't mind so much not having at other times.
Christmas is not as much about opening our presents as opening our hearts.
Perhaps the best Yuletide decoration is being wreathed in smiles.
Oh, for the good old days when people would stop Christmas shopping when they ran out of money.
I can understand people simply fleeing the mountainous effort Christmas has become... but there are always a few saving graces and finally they make up for all the bother and distress.
The perfect Christmas tree? All Christmas trees are perfect!
It is the Christmas time:
Fail not to call to mind, in the course of the twenty-fifth of this month, that the Divinest Heart that ever walked the earth was born on that day; and then smile and enjoy yourselves for the rest of it; for mirth is also of Heaven's making.
Like snowflakes, my Christmas memories gather and dance - each beautiful, unique and too soon gone.
When Christmas bells are swinging above the fields of snow, we hear sweet voices ringing from lands of long ago, and etched on vacant places are half-forgotten faces of friends we used to cherish, and loves we used to know.
I have always thought of Christmas time, when it has come round apart from the veneration due to its sacred name and origin, if anything belonging to it can be apart from that - as a good time; a kind, forgiving, charitable, pleasant time.
At Christmas-tide the open hand
Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus. He exists as certainly as love and generosity and devotion exist, and you know that they abound and give to your life its highest beauty and joy. Alas! how dreary would be the world if there were no Santa Claus! It would be as dreary as if there were no Virginias. There would be no child-like faith then, no poetry, no romance to make tolerable this existence. We should have no enjoyment, except in sense and sight. The eternal light with which childhood fills the world would be extinguished.
Not believe in Santa Claus! You might as well not believe in fairies!
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1 White Christmas/ Bing Crosby
3 I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus/ Jimmy Boyd
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Whatever else be lost among the years,
And the Grinch, with his Grinch-feet ice cold in the snow, stood puzzling and puzzling, how could it be so? It came without ribbons. It came without tags. It came without packages, boxes or bags. And he puzzled and puzzled 'till his puzzler was sore. Then the Grinch thought of something he hadn't before. What if Christmas, he thought, doesn't come from a store. What if Christmas, perhaps, means a little bit more.
O Christmas Sun! What holy task is thine!
It is the one season of the year when we can lay aside all gnawing worry, indulge in sentiment without censure, assume the carefree faith of childhood, and just plain "have fun." Whether they call it Yuletide, Noel, Weinachten, or Christmas, people around the earth thirst for its refreshment as the desert traveller for the oasis.
Christmas is a day of meaning and traditions, a special day spent in the warm circle of family and friends.
Love came down at Christmas,
Christmas - that magic blanket that wraps itself about us, that something so intangible that it is like a fragrance. It may weave a spell of nostalgia. Christmas may be a day of feasting, or of prayer, but always it will be a day of remembrance - a day in which we think of everything we have ever loved.
There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.
I do like Christmas on the whole.... In its clumsy way, it does approach Peace and Goodwill. But it is clumsier every year.
Let Christmas not become a thing
Have yourself a merry little Christmas, make the Yuletide gay.
Christmas is, of course, the time to be home - in heart as well as body.
Christmas isn't a season. It's a feeling.
Christmas makes everything twice as sad.
Christmas makes me happy no matter what time of year it comes around.
The Church does not superstitiously observe days, merely as days, but as memorials of important facts. Christmas might be kept as well upon one day of the year as another; but there should be a stated day for commemorating the birth of our Saviour, because there is danger that what may be done on any day, will be neglected.
As long as we know in our hearts what Christmas ought to be, Christmas is.
It is good to be children sometimes, and never better than at Christmas when its mighty Founder was a child Himself.
When we recall Christmas past, we usually find that the simplest things - not the great occasions - give off the greatest glow of happiness.
Christmas is a time to open our hearts to God and his gifts. Just like the rest of the year.
I'm dreaming of a white Christmas,
Christmas Eve was a night of song that wrapped itself about you like a shawl. But it warmed more than your body. It warmed your heart... filled it, too, with melody that would last forever.
Christmas is the season when you buy this year's gifts with next year's money.
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No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas.
Keep your Christmas-heart open all the year round.
Wouldn't life be worth the living
Christmas is taken very seriously in this household. I believe in Father Christmas, and there's no way I'd do anything to undermine that belief.
The universal joy of Christmas is certainly wonderful. We ring the bells when princes are born, or toll a mournful dirge when great men pass away. Nations have their red-letter days, their carnivals and festivals, but once in the year and only once, the whole world stands still to celebrate the advent of a life.
Except the Christ be born again tonight
It is the most human and kindly of seasons, as fully penetrated and irradiated with the feeling of human brotherhood, which is the essential spirit of Christianity, as the month of June with sunshine and the balmy breath of roses.
'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Funny Christmas Sayings and Quotes
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Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.
There are some people who want to throw their arms round you simply because it is Christmas; there are other people who want to strangle you simply because it is Christmas.
The one thing women don't want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is their husband.
Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark.
Can I get a Picture of You so that I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Our children await Christmas presents like politicians getting in election returns: there's the Uncle Fred precinct and the Aunt Ruth district still to come in.
Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving.
No self-respecting mother would run out of intimidations on the eve of a major holiday.
Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered. What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.
Once again we find ourselves enmeshed in the Holiday Season, that very special time of year when we join with our loved ones in sharing centuries-old traditions such as trying to find a parking space at the mall. We traditionally do this in my family by driving around the parking lot until we see a shopper emerge from the mall, then we follow her, in very much the same spirit as the Three Wise Men, who 2,000 years ago followed a star, week after week, until it led them to a parking space.
Let's be naughty and save Santa the trip.
Nothing says holidays, like a cheese log.
Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.
The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.
Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.
Let me see if I've got this Santa business straight. You say he wears a beard, has no discernible source of income and flies to cities all over the world under cover of darkness? You sure this guy isn't laundering illegal drug money?
Roses are reddish
Santa Claus wears a Red Suit, he must be a communist. And a beard and long hair, must be a pacifist. What's in that pipe that he's smoking?
Three phrases that sum up Christmas are: Peace on Earth, Goodwill to Men, and Batteries not Included.
Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?
Don’t be surprised if a BIG fat red man comes down your chimney and puts you in a black sack... I told Santa I want you for Christmas
I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included.
Christmas is a holiday that persecutes the lonely, the frayed, and the rejected.
I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph.
The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other.
Christmas carols always brought tears to my eyes. I also cry at weddings. I should have cried at a couple of my own.
Santa is very jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live.
Christmas at my house is always at least six or seven times more pleasant than anywhere else. We start drinking early. And while everyone else is seeing only one Santa Claus, we'll be seeing six or seven.
Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year.
~Anyone who believes that men are the equal of women has never seen a man trying to wrap a Christmas present.
Christmas is a time when kids tell Santa what they want and adults pay for it. Deficits are when adults tell the government what they want and their kids pay for it.
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