Christmas Sayings and Funny Christmas Sayings

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Christmas Sayings

The message of Christmas is that the visible material world is bound to the invisible spiritual world.
~Author Unknown

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Were I a philosopher, I should write a philosophy of toys, showing that nothing else in life need to be taken seriously, and that Christmas Day in the company of children is one of the few occasions on which men become entirely alive.
~Robert Lynd

Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold, everything is softer and more beautiful.
~Norman Vincent Peale

I heard the bells on Christmas Day
Their old, familiar carols play,
And wild and sweet
The words repeat
Of peace on earth, good-will to men!
~Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

'Tis blessed to bestow, and yet,
Could we bestow the gifts we get,
And keep the ones we give away,
How happy were our Christmas day!
~Carolyn Wells

Christmas is forever, not for just one day,
for loving, sharing, giving, are not to put away
like bells and lights and tinsel, in some box upon a shelf.
The good you do for others is good you do yourself...
~Norman Wesley Brooks

Christmas is a necessity. There has to be at least one day of the year to remind us that we're here for something else besides ourselves.
~Eric Sevareid

I will honor Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all the year
. ~Charles Dickens

Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree. In the eyes of children, they are all 30 feet tall.
~Larry Wilde

Even as an adult I find it difficult to sleep on Christmas Eve. Yuletide excitement is a potent caffeine, no matter your age.
~Carrie Latet

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Blessed is the season which engages the whole world in a conspiracy of love!
~Hamilton Wright Mabie

Love is what's in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening presents and listen.
~Author unknown

Our hearts grow tender with childhood memories and love of kindred, and we are better throughout the year for having, in spirit, become a child again at Christmas-time.
~Laura Ingalls Wilder

May Peace be your gift at Christmas and your blessing all year through!
~Author Unknown

Christmas is a time when you get homesick - even when you're home.
~Carol Nelson

He who has not Christmas in his heart will never find it under a tree.
~Roy L. Smith

Mankind is a great, an immense family. This is proved by what we feel in our hearts at Christmas.
~Pope John XXIII

Christmas, my child, is love in action. Every time we love, every time we give, it's Christmas.
~Dale Evans

I love the Christmas-tide, and yet,
I notice this, each year I live;
I always like the gifts I get,
But how I love the gifts I give!
~Carolyn Wells

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christmas quotes Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home!
~Charles Dickens

One of the most glorious messes in the world is the mess created in the living room on Christmas day. Don't clean it up too quickly.
~Andy Rooney

I wish we could put up some of the Christmas spirit in jars and open a jar of it every month.
~Harlan Miller

This December,
That love weighs more than gold!
~Josephine Dodge Daskam Bacon

I sometimes think we expect too much of Christmas Day. We try to crowd into it the long arrears of kindliness and humanity of the whole year. As for me, I like to take my Christmas a little at a time, all through the year. And thus I drift along into the holidays - let them overtake me unexpectedly - waking up some find morning and suddenly saying to myself: "Why, this is Christmas Day!"
~David Grayson

To perceive Christmas through its wrapping becomes more difficult with every year.
~E.B. White

A Christmas candle is a lovely thing;
It makes no noise at all,
But softly gives itself away.
~Eva Logue

From a commercial point of view, if Christmas did not exist it would be necessary to invent it.
~Katharine Whitehorn

Somehow, not only for Christmas,
But all the long year through,
The joy that you give to others,
Is the joy that comes back to you.
And the more you spend in blessing,
The poor and lonely and sad,
The more of your heart's possessing,
Returns to you glad.
~John Greenleaf Whittier

Christmas gift suggestions: To your enemy, forgiveness. To an opponent, tolerance. To a friend, your heart. To a customer, service. To all, charity. To every child, a good example. To yourself, respect.
~Oren Arnold

Christmas in Bethlehem. The ancient dream: a cold, clear night made brilliant by a glorious star, the smell of incense, shepherds and wise men falling to their knees in adoration of the sweet baby, the incarnation of perfect love.
~Lucinda Franks

Oh! lovely voices of the sky
Which hymned the Saviour's birth,
Are ye not singing still on high,
Ye that sang, "Peace on earth"?
~Felicia Hemans

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Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childish days; that can recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth; that can transport the sailor and the traveler, thousands of miles away, back to his own fire-side and his quiet home!
~Charles Dickens

Love came down at Christ
Love all lovely, love divine;
Love was born at Christmas,
Stars and angels gave the sign.
~Christina Rossetti

Christmas ... is not an eternal event at all, but a piece of one's home that one carries in one's heart.
~Freya Stark

There has been only one Christmas - the rest are anniversaries.
~W.J. Camer

At Christmas play and make good cheer, For Christmas comes but once a year
~Thomas Tusser

Christmas is for children. But it is for grown-ups too. Even if it is a headache, a chore, and nightmare, it is a period of necessary defrosting of chill and hide-bound hearts.
~Lenora Mattingly Weber

Sing hey! Sing hey!
For Christmas Day;
Twine mistletoe and holly.
For a friendship glows
In winter snows,
And so let's all be jolly!
~Author Unknown

Christmas is not a time nor a season, but a state of mind. To cherish peace and goodwill, to be plenteous in mercy, is to have the real spirit of Christmas.
~Calvin Coolidge

Christmas is the season for kindling the fire of hospitality in the hall, the genial flame of charity in the heart.
~Washington Irving

I have always thought of Christmas time, when it has come round, as a good time; a kind, forgiving, charitable time; the only time I know of, in the long calendar of the year, when men and women seem by one consent to open their shut-up hearts freely, and to think of people below them as if they really were fellow passengers to the grave, and not another race of creatures bound on other journeys.
~Charles Dickens

Christmas is the gentlest, loveliest festival of the revolving year - and yet, for all that, when it speaks, its voice has strong authority.
~W.J. Cameron

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a happy family all wrapped up in each other.
~Burton Hillis

At Christmas, all roads lead home.
~Marjorie Holmes

Christmas reminds us we are not alone. We are not unrelated atoms, bouncing and ricocheting amid aliens, but are a part of something, which holds and sustains us. As we struggle with shopping lists and invitations, compounded by December's bad weather, it is good to be reminded that there are people in our lives who are worth this aggravation, and people to whom we are worth the same. Christmas shows us the ties that bind us together, threads of love and caring, woven in the simplest and strongest way within the family.
~Donald E. Westlake

A good conscience is a continual Christmas.
~Benjamin Franklin

A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together.
~Garrison Keillor

What is Christmas? It is tenderness for the past, courage for the present, hope for the future. It is a fervent wish that every cup may overflow with blessings rich and eternal, and that every path may lead to peace.
~Agnes M. Pahro

Fun Christmas Facts

These Christmas sayings are great, but did you know…

The character of Santa Claus is said to be inspired by Saint Nicholas of Myra, a bishop, who went around giving the poor children of his village gifts, however, he did not become popularized until the 19th century. He became most popular when Coca-Cola characterized him as a jolly old man in a red and white suit.

Here’s a little Christmas fact about Kris Kringle you might not know. Kris Kringle really does lives in the North Pole. But there are no reindeer and he drives a 1984 Ford Tempo, additionally; he delivers Pizza instead of working in a magical toy shop.

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Be merry all, be merry all,
With holly dress the festive hall;
Prepare the song, the feast, the ball,
To welcome merry Christmas.
~William Robert Spencer

The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants.
~John Andrew Holmes

If "ifs" and "buts" were candy and nuts, wouldn't it be a Merry Christmas?
~Don Meredith

And So This Is Christmas;
And What Have We Done?
Another Year Over; A New One Just Begun;
And So Happy Christmas;
I Hope You Have Fun;
The Near And The Dear Ones;
The Old And The Young.
~John Lennon

At Christmas play, and make good cheer,
For Christmas comes but once a year.
~Thomas Tusser

Instead of being a time of unusual behavior, Christmas is perhaps the only time in the year when people can obey their natural impulses and express their true sentiments without feeling self-conscious and, perhaps, foolish. Christmas, in short, is about the only chance a man has to be himself.
~Francis C. Farley

May the spirit of Christmas bring you peace,
The gladness of Christmas give you hope,
The warmth of Christmas grant you love.
~Author Unknown

If there is no joyous way to give a festive gift, give love away.
~Author Unknown

Let us remember that the Christmas heart is a giving heart, a wide open heart that thinks of others first. The birth of the baby Jesus stands as the most significant event in all history, because it has meant the pouring into a sick world of the healing medicine of love which has transformed all manner of hearts for almost two thousand years... Underneath all the bulging bundles is this beating Christmas heart.
~George Mathew Adams

From Home to home, and heart to heart, from one place to another. The warmth and joy of Christmas, brings us closer to each other.
~Emily Matthews

Christmas! The very word brings joy to our hearts. No matter how we may dread the rush, the long Christmas lists for gifts and cards to be bought and given - when Christmas Day comes there is still the same warm feeling we had as children, the same warmth that enfolds our hearts and our homes.
~Joan Winmill Brown

May you have the gladness of Christmas which is hope;
The spirit of Christmas which is peace;
The heart of Christmas which is love.
~Ada V. Hendricks

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It is Christmas in the heart that puts Christmas in the air.
~W.T. Ellis

For centuries men have kept an appointment with Christmas. Christmas means fellowship, feasting, giving and receiving, a time of good cheer, home.
~W.J. Ronald Tucker

Only in souls the Christ is brought to birth,
And there He lives and dies.
~Alfred Noyes

For the spirit of Christmas fulfils the greatest hunger of mankind.
~Loring A. Schuler

This is the message of Christmas: We are never alone.
~Taylor Caldwell

Christmas is the season for kindling the fire of hospitality in the hall, the genial flame of charity in the heart.
~Washington Irving

Gifts of time and love are surely the basic ingredients of a truly merry Christmas.
~Peg Bracken

Isn't it funny that at Christmas something in you gets so lonely for - I don't know what exactly, but it's something that you don't mind so much not having at other times.
~Kate L. Bosher

Christmas is not as much about opening our presents as opening our hearts.
~Janice Maeditere

Perhaps the best Yuletide decoration is being wreathed in smiles.
~Author Unknown

Oh, for the good old days when people would stop Christmas shopping when they ran out of money.
~Author Unknown

I can understand people simply fleeing the mountainous effort Christmas has become... but there are always a few saving graces and finally they make up for all the bother and distress.
~May Sarton

The perfect Christmas tree? All Christmas trees are perfect!
~Charles N. Barnard

It is the Christmas time:
And up and down 'twixt heaven and earth,
In glorious grief and solemn mirth,
The shining angels climb.
~Dinah Maria Mulock

Fail not to call to mind, in the course of the twenty-fifth of this month, that the Divinest Heart that ever walked the earth was born on that day; and then smile and enjoy yourselves for the rest of it; for mirth is also of Heaven's making.
~Leigh Hunt

Like snowflakes, my Christmas memories gather and dance - each beautiful, unique and too soon gone.
~Deborah Whipp

When Christmas bells are swinging above the fields of snow, we hear sweet voices ringing from lands of long ago, and etched on vacant places are half-forgotten faces of friends we used to cherish, and loves we used to know.
~Ella Wheeler Wilcox

I have always thought of Christmas time, when it has come round apart from the veneration due to its sacred name and origin, if anything belonging to it can be apart from that - as a good time; a kind, forgiving, charitable, pleasant time.
~Charles Dickens

At Christmas-tide the open hand
Scatters its bounty o'er sea and land,
And none are left to grieve alone,
For Love is heaven and claims its own.
~Margaret Elizabeth Sangster

Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus. He exists as certainly as love and generosity and devotion exist, and you know that they abound and give to your life its highest beauty and joy. Alas! how dreary would be the world if there were no Santa Claus! It would be as dreary as if there were no Virginias. There would be no child-like faith then, no poetry, no romance to make tolerable this existence. We should have no enjoyment, except in sense and sight. The eternal light with which childhood fills the world would be extinguished. Not believe in Santa Claus! You might as well not believe in fairies!
~Francis P. Church

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Top 20 Most Popular Christmas Songs of All Time

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1 White Christmas/ Bing Crosby
2 Rudolph, The Red Nosed Reindeer /Gene Autry

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3 I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus/ Jimmy Boyd
4 Jingle Bell Rock /Bobby Helms
5 The Christmas Song /Nat King Cole
6 Here Comes Santa Claus/ Gene Autry
7 Rockin' Around The Christmas Tree/ Brenda Lee
8 You're All I Want For Christmas/ Brook Benton
9 Santa Claus Is Coming To Town /Bruce Springsteen
10 Home For The Holidays/ Perry Como
11 Santa Claus Is Coming To Town/ Four Seasons
12 Happy Christmas (War is Over)/ John Lennon and Yoko Ono
13 Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer/ Elmo and Patsy
14 Jingle Bell Rock/ Chubby Checker & Bobby Rydell
15 Frosty the Snowman/ Gene Autry
16 Merry Christmas Darling/ The Carpenters
17 I Want A Hippopotamus For Christmas /Shirley Temple
18 It's Beginning to Look A Lot Like Christmas /Perry Como & The Fontaine Sisters
19 Feliz Navidad /José Feliciano
20 Santa Baby/ Eartha Kitt

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Whatever else be lost among the years,
Let us keep Christmas still a shining thing;
Whatever doubts assail us, or what fears,
Let us hold close one day, remembering
Its poignant meaning for the hearts of men.
Let us get back our childlike faith again.
~Grace Noll Crowell

And the Grinch, with his Grinch-feet ice cold in the snow, stood puzzling and puzzling, how could it be so? It came without ribbons. It came without tags. It came without packages, boxes or bags. And he puzzled and puzzled 'till his puzzler was sore. Then the Grinch thought of something he hadn't before. What if Christmas, he thought, doesn't come from a store. What if Christmas, perhaps, means a little bit more.
~Dr Seuss

O Christmas Sun! What holy task is thine!
To fold a world in the embrace of God!
~Guy Wetmore Carryl

It is the one season of the year when we can lay aside all gnawing worry, indulge in sentiment without censure, assume the carefree faith of childhood, and just plain "have fun." Whether they call it Yuletide, Noel, Weinachten, or Christmas, people around the earth thirst for its refreshment as the desert traveller for the oasis.
~D.D. Monroe

Christmas is a day of meaning and traditions, a special day spent in the warm circle of family and friends.
~Margaret Thatcher

Love came down at Christmas,
Love all lovely, Love Divine;
Love was born at Christmas;
Star and angels gave the sign.
~Christina Rossetti

Christmas - that magic blanket that wraps itself about us, that something so intangible that it is like a fragrance. It may weave a spell of nostalgia. Christmas may be a day of feasting, or of prayer, but always it will be a day of remembrance - a day in which we think of everything we have ever loved.
~Augusta E. Rundel

There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.
~Erma Bombeck

I do like Christmas on the whole.... In its clumsy way, it does approach Peace and Goodwill. But it is clumsier every year.
~E.M. Forster

Let Christmas not become a thing
Merely of merchant's trafficking,
Of tinsel, bell and holly wreath
And surface pleasure, but beneath
The childish glamour, let us find
Nourishment for soul and mind.
Let us follow kinder ways
Through our teeming human maze,
And help the age of peace to come
From a Dreamer's martyrdom.
~Madeline Morse

Have yourself a merry little Christmas, make the Yuletide gay.
~Ralph Blane

Christmas is, of course, the time to be home - in heart as well as body.
~Garry Moore

Christmas isn't a season. It's a feeling.
~Edna Ferber

Christmas makes everything twice as sad.
~Doug Coupland

Christmas makes me happy no matter what time of year it comes around.
~Bryan White

The Church does not superstitiously observe days, merely as days, but as memorials of important facts. Christmas might be kept as well upon one day of the year as another; but there should be a stated day for commemorating the birth of our Saviour, because there is danger that what may be done on any day, will be neglected.
~Samuel Johnson

As long as we know in our hearts what Christmas ought to be, Christmas is.
~Eric Sevareid

It is good to be children sometimes, and never better than at Christmas when its mighty Founder was a child Himself.
~Charles Dickens

When we recall Christmas past, we usually find that the simplest things - not the great occasions - give off the greatest glow of happiness.
~Bob Hope

At Christmas
A man is at his finest towards the finish of the year;
He is almost what he should be when the Christmas season's here;
Then he's thinking more of others than he's thought the months before,
And the laughter of his children is a joy worth toiling for.
He is less a selfish creature than at any other time;
When the Christmas spirit rules him he comes close to the sublime...
~Edgar Guest

Christmas is a time to open our hearts to God and his gifts. Just like the rest of the year.
~Author Unknown

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas,
Just like the ones I used to know,
Where the tree tops glisten
And children listen
To hear sleigh bells in the snow...
~Irving Berlin

Christmas Eve was a night of song that wrapped itself about you like a shawl. But it warmed more than your body. It warmed your heart... filled it, too, with melody that would last forever.
~Bess Streeter Aldrich

Christmas is the season when you buy this year's gifts with next year's money.
~Author Unknown

Interesting Christmas Facts

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statistics have concluded that you will be elbowed at least three times while shopping during the Christmas season.

Americans on average send out 28 Christmas cards to friends and family yearly.

If you counted all the gifts that were given in the song “Twelve Days of Christmas” you would realize that the number of gifts being presented were 364 in total, one for every day of the year.

Christmas is not a time or a season but a state of mind. To cherish peace and good will, to be plenteous in mercy, is to have the real spirit of Christmas.
~Calvin Coolidge

No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas.
~Robert Kirby

Keep your Christmas-heart open all the year round.
~Jessica Archmint

funny christmas quotes Wouldn't life be worth the living
Wouldn't dreams be coming true
If we kept the Christmas spirit
All the whole year through?
~Author Unknown

Christmas is taken very seriously in this household. I believe in Father Christmas, and there's no way I'd do anything to undermine that belief.
~Carol Ann Duffy

The universal joy of Christmas is certainly wonderful. We ring the bells when princes are born, or toll a mournful dirge when great men pass away. Nations have their red-letter days, their carnivals and festivals, but once in the year and only once, the whole world stands still to celebrate the advent of a life.
~Author Unknown

Except the Christ be born again tonight
In dreams of all men, saints and sons of shame,
The world will never see his kingdom bright.
~Vachel Lindsay

It is the most human and kindly of seasons, as fully penetrated and irradiated with the feeling of human brotherhood, which is the essential spirit of Christianity, as the month of June with sunshine and the balmy breath of roses.
~George William Curtis

'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, - not even a mouse:
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that St Nicholas soon would be there....
~Clement Clarke Moore

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Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.
~Doug Coupland

There are some people who want to throw their arms round you simply because it is Christmas; there are other people who want to strangle you simply because it is Christmas.
~Robert Lynd

The one thing women don't want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is their husband.
~Joan Rivers

Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
~Kin Hubbard

I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark.
~Dick Gregory

Can I get a Picture of You so that I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

Our children await Christmas presents like politicians getting in election returns: there's the Uncle Fred precinct and the Aunt Ruth district still to come in.
~Marcelene Cox

Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving.
~Erma Bombeck

No self-respecting mother would run out of intimidations on the eve of a major holiday.
~ ~Emma Bombeck

Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered. What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.
~Phyllis Diller

Once again we find ourselves enmeshed in the Holiday Season, that very special time of year when we join with our loved ones in sharing centuries-old traditions such as trying to find a parking space at the mall. We traditionally do this in my family by driving around the parking lot until we see a shopper emerge from the mall, then we follow her, in very much the same spirit as the Three Wise Men, who 2,000 years ago followed a star, week after week, until it led them to a parking space.
~Dave Barry

Let's be naughty and save Santa the trip.
~Gary Allan

Nothing says holidays, like a cheese log.
~Ellen DeGeneres

Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.
~Johnny Carson

The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.
~Jay Leno

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.
~Kin Hubbard

Let me see if I've got this Santa business straight. You say he wears a beard, has no discernible source of income and flies to cities all over the world under cover of darkness? You sure this guy isn't laundering illegal drug money?
~Tom Armstrong

Roses are reddish
Violets are bluish
If it weren't for Christmas
We'd all be Jewish.
~Benny Hill

Santa Claus wears a Red Suit, he must be a communist. And a beard and long hair, must be a pacifist. What's in that pipe that he's smoking?
~Arlo Guthrie

Three phrases that sum up Christmas are: Peace on Earth, Goodwill to Men, and Batteries not Included.
~Author Unknown

Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?
You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
~Unknown Author

Don’t be surprised if a BIG fat red man comes down your chimney and puts you in a black sack... I told Santa I want you for Christmas
~Unknown Author

I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included.
~Bernard Manning

Christmas is a holiday that persecutes the lonely, the frayed, and the rejected.
Jimmy Cannon

I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph.
~Shirley Temple

The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other.
~Johnny Carson

Christmas carols always brought tears to my eyes. I also cry at weddings. I should have cried at a couple of my own.
~Ethel Merman

Santa is very jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live.
~Dennis Miller

Christmas at my house is always at least six or seven times more pleasant than anywhere else. We start drinking early. And while everyone else is seeing only one Santa Claus, we'll be seeing six or seven.
~W. C. Fields

Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year.
~Victor Borge

~Anyone who believes that men are the equal of women has never seen a man trying to wrap a Christmas present.
~ Unknown Author

Christmas is a time when kids tell Santa what they want and adults pay for it. Deficits are when adults tell the government what they want and their kids pay for it.
~Richard Lamm

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