Chocolate Sayings, Quotes, and Expressions

100+ chocolate sayings and quotes:

Look, there’s no metaphysics on earth like chocolates. 
~Fernando Pessoa

Forget love – I’d rather fall in chocolate! 
~ Sandra J. Dykes

After eating chocolate you feel godlike, as though you can conquer enemies, lead armies, entice lovers.
~Emily Luchetti

when no one understands you, chocolate is there
~Daniel Worona

Chocolate is a perfect food, as wholesome as it is delicious, a beneficent restorer of exhausted power. It is the best friend of those engaged in literary pursuits.
~Baron Justus von Liebig

Flowers and champagne may set the stage, but it’s chocolate that steals the show.

Seven days without chocolate makes one weak!

Eating chocolate makes my clothes shrink.

Chocolate is the Answer. Who cares what the Question is?

If I have chocolate around, I will eat it. I love it, I love it, I love it. I like a piece every day.
~Julia Louis-Dreyfus

Chocolate is an antidepressant, which is especially useful as you start to gain weight.
~Jason Love

Chocolate is ground from the beans of happiness.
~Terri Guillemets

A little chocolate is like a love affair – an occasional sweet release that lightens the spirit. A lot of chocolate is like marriage – it seems so good at first but before you know it you’ve got chunky hips and a waddle-walk.
~Linda Solegato

Biochemically, love is just like eating large amounts of chocolate.
~Al Pacino as John Milton in The Devil’s Advocate

Anything is good if it’s made of chocolate.
~Jo Brand

I’d give up chocolate, but I’m no quitter!
~ Unknown

There is good sex and there is bad sex but chocolate is always chocolate.
~ Unknown

Love is like swallowing hot chocolate before it has cooled off. It takes you by surprise at first, but keeps you warm for a long time.
~ Unknown

Save the earth. It’s the only planet with chocolate.
~ Unknown

I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process…It may not be true, but do I dare to take the chance?

For some there’s therapy for the rest of us there’s chocolate.


The 12-step chocoholics program: Never be more than 12 steps away from chocolate!
~Terry Moore

The superiority of chocolate, both for health and nourishment, will soon give it the same preference over tea and coffee in America which it has in Spain.
~Thomas Jefferson

Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world’s perfect food.
~Michael Levine

All I really need is love, but a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt!
~Charles Schulz

My favorite thing in the world is a box of fine European chocolates which is, for sure, better than sex.
~Alicia Silverstone

Ideas should be clear and chocolate thick. Las cosas claras y el chocolate espeso.

~Spanish Proverb

My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far today, I have finished two bags of M&Ms; and a chocolate cake. I feel better already.
~-Dave Barry

Chocolate makes everyone smile – even bankers.
~Benneville Strohecker

Chocolate is the only aromatherapy I need.
~Jasmine Heiler

Self-discipline implies some unpleasant things to me, including staying away from chocolate and keeping my hands out of women’s pants.
~Oleg Kiselev

A new British survey has revealed that nine out of ten people like chocolate. The tenth person lies.
~Robert Paul

I’m not a big sweets person. But I’m a chocolate person. It’s the good stuff.
~Michelle Pfeiffer

Chocolate is the first luxury. It has so many things wrapped up in it: Deliciusness in the moment, childhood memories, and that grin-inducing feeling of getting a reward for being good.
~Mariska Hargitay

Anything is good if it’s made of chocolate.
~Jo Brand

Exercise is a dirty word. Every time I hear it I wash my mouth out with chocolate.
~Charles M. Schultz

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