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funny chocolate expressions


Eat a square meal a day – a box of chocolate.

Everyone has a price – mine is chocolate. 

Chocolate: Here today … Gone today!


Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It’ll take the edge off your appetite, and you’ll eat less.

When the going gets tough, the tough eats chocolate.


Stress wouldn’t be so hard to take if it were chocolate covered.


Once you consume chocolate, chocolate will consume you.

If not for chocolate, there would be no need for control top pantyhose. An entire garment industry would be devastated.

Put “eat chocolate” at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you’ll get one thing done.

If there’s no chocolate in heaven, I’m not going.


Never ever get between a girl and her chocolate!


There are times when chocolate really can fix all your problems.


A balanced diet consists of items from the five major food groups: dairy, grains, meats, fruits/vegetables, and chocolate.

A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands.

I don’t understand why so many “so called” chocolate lovers complain about the calories in chocolate, when all true chocoholics know that it is a vegetable. It comes from the cocoa bean, beans are veggies, ’nuff said.

A day without chocolate is a day without sunshine.


Chocolate is nature’s way of making up for Mondays.

God gave the angels wings, and he gave humans chocolate.


Hell hath no fury like a woman who has sworn off fudge and chocolate.


There are four basic food groups: milk chocolate, dark chocolate, white chocolate, and chocolate truffles.


Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana. The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two, but can’t remember what they are. 


You are never alone with a bar of chocolate.


There is no chocolate anonymous because no one wants to quit.


If at first you don’t succeed, have a chocolate.


If I must die let it be death by chocolate.


There’s more to life than chocolate, but not right now.

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