Coffee Expressions

Popular coffee expressions and sayings:

Given enough coffee, I could rule the world.

I don’t have a problem with caffeine. I have a problem without caffeine!

As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

Man does not live by coffee alone. Have a danish.

I make serious coffee – so strong it wakes up the neighbors.

A morning without coffee is like sleep.


Forever: Time it takes to brew the first pot of coffee in the morning.

Caffeine isn’t a drug, it’s a vitamin!

Coffee in England is just toasted milk.

Over second and third cups flow matters of high finance, high state, common gossip and low comedy. Coffee is a social binder, a warmer of tongues, a soberer of minds, a stimulant of wit, a foiler of sleep if you want it so. From roadside mugs to the classic demi-tasse, it is the perfect democrat.

Sleep is a symptom of caffeine deprivation.

Decaffeinated coffee is the devil’s blend.

Do I like my coffee black? There are other colors?

I’d stop drinking coffee, but I’m no quitter.

Coffee Is Like Men, The Best Ones Are Rich Strong And Keep You Up ALL Night Long.My blood type is Folgers.

All the coffee in Columbia won’t make me a morning person.

Retirement is one great big giant coffee break.

Conscience keeps more people awake than coffee.

I like my coffee like my women: hot, strong, steamy.

Chocolate, men, coffee – some things are better rich.

Be a coffee-drinking individual – espresso yourself!

I bought a decaffeinated coffee table, you can’t even see a difference.

Decaf? No, it’s dangerous to dilute my caffeine stream.


Give me coffee or give me death, I mean rest.

To get through a day at the office I need a coffee IV and a catheter.

Deja Brew: The feeling that you’ve had this coffee before.

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