Sayings For 80th Birthday

17 sayings for 80th birthday and turning 80:

80th birthday sayings and greeting
The advantage of being eighty years old is that one has many people to love. 

~ Jean Renoir

Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen. 

~ Mark Twain

In a dream you are never eighty.
~ Anne Sexton

So, these are the golden years...I'm not impressed.
~Unknown Author

This is a wonderful way to celebrate an 80th birthday. I wanted to be 65 again, but they wouldn't let me
~Art Buchwald

I still have a full deck; I just shuffle slower now.
~Unknown Author

Being eighty’s gravy.
~Unknown Author

By the time you're eighty years old you've learned everything. You only have to remember it.
~George Burns

Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics, nasal spray, and Diet Coke, it has become routine for people in the civilized world to pass the age of 40, sometimes more than once.
~Dave Barry

How does it feel to be eighty? Feel for yourself!
~Unknown Author

At eighty I have finally given myself permission to be wrong occasionally, after all I won’t remember it tomorrow anyway.
~Unknown Author

On my eightieth birthday I hope to be jumping out of an airplane or swimming with the sharks.
~Bonnidette Lantz

At 80 I hope to look back at my life and say, I have no regrets.
~Bonnidette Lantz

80 oh no, not me, can’t be. Shit who knows I can’t remember yesterday let alone 79 birthdays.

~Unknown Author

My grandma is fascinating. She’s eighty and done it all. I want to be just like her when I get old.
~Unknown Author


Good gravy, look who’s 80.
~Unknown Author

Today you are about 29,332 days old. Now 80 doesn’t sound so bad does it.
~Unknown Author

Another year, another birthday, another inch of boob droop. Happy 80th
~Greeting card saying

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