17 sayings for 80th birthday and turning 80:
The advantage of being eighty years old is that one has many people to love.
~ Jean Renoir
Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen.
~ Mark Twain
In a dream you are never eighty.
~ Anne Sexton
So, these are the golden years…I’m not impressed.
This is a wonderful way to celebrate an 80th birthday. I wanted to be 65 again, but they wouldn’t let me
I still have a full deck; I just shuffle slower now.
Being eighty’s gravy.
By the time you’re eighty years old you’ve learned everything. You only have to remember it.
Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics, nasal spray, and Diet Coke, it has become routine for people in the civilized world to pass the age of 40, sometimes more than once.
How does it feel to be eighty? Feel for yourself!
At eighty I have finally given myself permission to be wrong occasionally, after all I won’t remember it tomorrow anyway.
On my eightieth birthday I hope to be jumping out of an airplane or swimming with the sharks.
At 80 I hope to look back at my life and say, I have no regrets.
80 oh no, not me, can’t be. Shit who knows I can’t remember yesterday let alone 79 birthdays.
My grandma is fascinating. She’s eighty and done it all. I want to be just like her when I get old.
Good gravy, look who’s 80.
Today you are about 29,332 days old. Now 80 doesn’t sound so bad does it.
Another year, another birthday, another inch of boob droop. Happy 80th
~Greeting card saying
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