36 funny love quotes:
Love is the only disease that makes you feel better.
If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?
Love is a disease, but curable.
~Dame Rose Macaulay
Love is an agreement on the part of two people to overestimate each other.
A strong pair of glasses is sometimes enough to cure a person in love.
Love, like restaurant hash, must be taken with a blind faith or it loses its flavor.
No matter how love sick a woman is, she shouldn’t take the first pill who comes along.
Before I met my husband, I’d never fallen in love, though I’d stepped in it a few times.
Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.
Only time can heal a broken heart, just as only time can heal his broken arms and legs.
You can’t buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.
~ Henny Youngman
Love will find a lay.
How do I love thee? sometimes I wonder.
Men look at love the same way they look at smoke from their car engine: “Damn, how much is this going to cost me.
Religion has done love a service by making it a sin.
Love your enemy – it will drive him nuts.
Everything was going great until I said, “I love you,” then he got this look on his face like he’d taken a wrong turn in a really bad neighbourhood.
The last time I saw him he was walking down Lover’s Lane holding his own hand.
If I’m lucky, I’ll fall in love. If I’m unlucky, I’ll fall and hit my head.
It is better to have loved and lost than to have never lost at all.
I’ve learned that you can’t make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they’ll panic and give in.
I sold my memoirs of my love life to Parker Brothers and they are going to make a game out of it.
A man in love mistakes a pimple for a dimple.
You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover’s arms can only come later when you’re sure they won’t laugh if you trip.
Love is like those second-rate hotels where all the luxury is in the lobby.
Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch.
What the world really needs is more love and less paperwork.
Stop waiting for Prince Charming. Get up and find him. The poor idiot might be stuck in a tree or something.
The best thing about you and me, is me.
You can’t put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories.
Money can’t buy love, but it improves your bargaining position.
~ Christopher Marlowe
If couples who are in love are called “love birds”, then couples who always argue should be called “Angry Birds”.
I love you with all my butt, I would say heart, but my butt is bigger.
Love is what you make it. Unfortunately, I can’t make it today, as I have a doctors appointment.
Have you ever loved someone so much, you wanted to keep them hidden from the world & all to yourself? Well, apparently its called kidnapping…
When I eventually met Mr Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.
~ Rita Rudner
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