Right here, you’ll find a big O list of hillbilly sayings and slang:
iza gonna go get me sompim i beback
My tongue twisted around my eye teeth and I couldn’t see what I was saying!
Not worth a hoot and a holler!
Slicker than snot on a glass doorknob.
Shit fire and save the matches
Grinning like a opossum shitting peach seeds.
dumer na coal bucket
Hottern a hen on a hot rock.
You dasn’t do it
Colder than a well diggers ass
gonna havta open up a can a’ whoopass on ya
Ain’tcha got arry one better’n that un?
jeet yet? yont to!
Pull up your britches
I done did that
I went fishin yesterday night
Carry it in a poke.
Don’t make me no nevermind
Don’t that just crack yer yaller?
Pert neer, but not plumb.
Ya’ bought y’self a five gallon bucket a woopass
Don’t let it rattle your bones!
Did you look for that UP UNDER the bed
Don’t worry, shit floats.
It’ll cure what ails ya
Better watch out for them marsh rabbits. They might take your leg off, if they had a mind to
Way up yonder
Headed to the crick
Fixin to shake a tale feather
Iffin youd be more spific bout what your askin I might be able to help youins out.
I don’t reckon I understand yer question.
Well I’ll be
I’ll be over yonder dreckly, y’all just havta wait a minute
I aint got no money
The chitlins are out playin in the sandbox
you did bring your knife whidjadidja
dag nab it
Like a bat out of hell
Busier than a cat burying poop
Not the sharpest tool in the shed
“O” dark thirty
If the Lord wanted you brown, he’d have started you out that way.
Her butt is two axe handles wide
Can’t hit bull in the butt with a handful of rocks
Dumber than a box of rocks
Slicker than deer guts on a door knob
If ifs and buts were candied nuts oh what a Christmas it would be
Its raining like a cow pissing on a flat rock
Colder than a witch’s titty
Like stink on poop
Like fly’s on shit
That ought to go over like a turd in a punch bowl
Dropped him like a bad habit
Like water off a ducks back
Not the sharpest knife in the drawer
Not the brightest bulb in the box
The lights are on but nobody’s home
Jerked a knot in his tail
I’ve got a hitch in my get along
That’s like pushing a watermelon through a garden hose
Knocked the snot bubbles out of him
Hit him so hard it killed his relatives
Knocked him into next week
Slower than molasses in January
Lazier than a pet coon
I feel like I’ve been sucked through a knot hole
Tighter than a banjo string
Like ugly on an ape
I Feel Like I’ve been shot at and missed, shit at and hit
Clumsy as a bull in china shop
Wish in one hand and shit in the other and see which fills the fastest.
Neat as a pin
Drunker than a monkey
Happier than a pig in poop
Balder than a peeled egg
Finer than frogs hair
Like a bump on a log
Like fallin off a log
Deader than a door nail
Faster than stripe assed ape
Is a frog’s ass water tight?
Sweating like a whore in church
Sweating like horse in heat.
Shaking like a dog poopin peach seeds.
Older than Methuselah
Can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch
Beat him like a red-haired stepchild
You’ll go to hell as quick for lyin as you will for stealin
Its time to fish or cut bait
Time to shit or get off the pot.
Like white on rice
Tighter than a bulls butt in fly time
Crazier than a loon
Don’t get you panties in a wad
Don’t get your boxers in a bunch
Keep skunks and bankers at a distance.
Life is simpler when you plow around the stumps.
Mortgaging a future crop is saddling a wobbly colt.
A bumble bee is faster than a John Deere tractor.
Teachers, bankers, and hoot owls sleep with one eye open.
Forgive your enemies. It messes with their heads.
Don’t sell your mule to buy a plow.
Every path has some puddles.
When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.
The best sermons are lived, not preached.
Most of the stuff people worry about never happens.
Lazy and Quarrelsome are ugly sisters.
Two can live as cheap as one if one don’t eat.
Don’t corner something meaner than you.
Trouble with a milk cow is she won’t stay milked.
Don’t skinny dip with snapping turtles.
Champagne taste on a beer budget
Fatter than a tick on a coon hound
So tight he squeaks when he walks
Looks like two puppies fighting under a blanket
Eyes look like two pee holes in the snow
Colder enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey
Don’t let your battleship mouth over-ride your rowboat ass
Tongue is loose on both ends with a spring in the middle
Don’t piss on my shoes and tell me its rainin
Don’t count your chickens before they hatch
When hell freezes over
Between a rock and a hard place
You’re just beatin a dead horse
Breath like a buffalo fart
Her breath smelled like a shit wagon
Useless as tits on a boar hog
Meanness don’t happen overnight.
Hillbily Sayings added by our guests:
ya caint clean up the creek without removing the hogs wollaring in it! ~Submitted By Unknown
I’m gonna get witcha. ~Submitted by Brady Jacks, IL
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