by Kyyndall Anne
My pet deer
• Squatting is for lil boys who cant get it all the way up.
• I’m as happy as a fat man sittin on a mound of feathers…tickled!
• only girls squat.
• my mother-in-law called me fat. I told her; its not fat, its beer. So she pressed my nose and held a cup up to my bellybutton.